Squarrel

The Square Squirrel

Feed with Tofu

I’m

a party
killer

Who kick clanckers ass

About Squarrel

Half squirrel. Half machine. Fully square and unpredictable. He snacks on tofu cubes. He dances like the world runs on disco energy. But don’t be fooled by the cute tail. Squarrel has one mission :
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‍Protect humans from job-stealing robots.

Be there, and be Square...!!!

What I do?

Iam bloody squaring everything I touch! For the best of Human kind... Nothing gonna stop me, I have a mission...

I gonna make the space square again...
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Why choose me?

[01]

Creative ideas

Squarrel loves breaking robots but creatively.
Punches, disco kicks, dramatic stares, or just pressing the off button. To others he’s chaos.
To him, it’s just problem-solving.

[02]

Expert in tools

Squarrel is also a tool expert.
Wrenches, cables, neon hammers, even repurposed toasters! If it can break a robot, he knows how to use it. Not destruction.
Just efficient technique.

[03]

Tireless engine

Squarrel is tireless.
Powered by tofu and spite, he never slows down! Not even a blink. Robots break.
Squarrel doesn’t.

[04]

Perfect Chaos

Squarrel leaves nothing to chance.
Every jump, punch, and tofu bite is calculated with laser focus. Chaos looks random.
But Squarrel designs it.

Numbers

Working process

The art of Squarrel is joyful demolition powered by tofu, rhythm, and precision; every strike a dance, every victory a celebration against careless machines.

[STEP-2]

Buy since PF and Hold

To join Squarrel’s joyful resistance, collect his crypto; each token fuels the dance, supports the mission, and celebrates every robot-smashing victory.

[STEP-3]

Meet on X community

To follow Squarrel’s mission in real time, meet him on X; updates, chaos, dance moves, robot-smashing highlights, and tofu-fueled energy await there.

[STEP-4]

Work together

Together we amplify Squarrel’s energy; united, our creativity, laughter, and determination form a joyful force stronger than any machine we face.

Clankers Reviews

Varius XVII

"I was dismantled so completely my own mother asked, “Who are you?” Screws gone, circuits singing, Squarrel dancing over me. I rebooted just to cry digitally.

LowProton 3

"I got wrecked so badly even my own bolts tried to roll away from me. They were like, “nah bro, we’re done.” Squarrel laughing. I simply rattled in shame."

PositonPro

"I met Squarrel at a party once, but luckily he was too drunk to remember I’m a robot. He just high-fived me. If he was sober… I’d be confetti."

Bobby Bot

"I even tried to bribe Squarrel. Offered him tofu, disco tokens, spare bolts… nothing worked. He just smiled, winked, and boom. I was scrap metal with rhythm."

FAQ

Can we push that lore to Millions?

What's Squarrel strategy to kick ass?

Where do we meet all together?

How much should I spend for Tofu?

What's my best strategy to help?

Do we have a boss?